Y'all Got Some Silly Names.

For the sake of my job, I think I'll hold back for a little bit on the real names that I have come by in the recent days. The entire time I've worked in the hospitality industry, I have never come across so many odd, g'damn hilarious names in such a short amount of time. Day-by-day I am recording names into my notebook to someday list all of these names...but I feel like if my boss ever Google'd (<--OMG, the spell check doesn't even underline that. "Google'd" as a verb. Holy shit this world is crazy!) me this blog may show up and they'd put two and two together. I don't want to lose customers or lose my job based off of one silly blog that I posted. Let's just wait for a more appropriate time.

In the meantime, I saw something extremely funny today on TV and I it totally reminded me of the funny names that I deal with on a daily basis. Then, I decided to YouTube "funny names", and this OLD CLASSIC showed up.



I know, sit tight, kids. You're gonna have to wait for the names that I've come across for another day. I think this'll suit you well in the meantime.



Completely racist? I don't know. But I still lol'd. Bet you five bucks you laughed a little, too. Don't lie!

I love weddings. I hope that I'm blessed enough to marry a man whose last name wont make me commit social suicide.



Alright, I gotta throw in one real name.

So, this guy calls in to ask our owner a few questions. I told him that they weren't around and that I'll take a message.

Me: Your phone number please.

He gives me the number.

Me: And what is this in regards to?

Guy: Their business account.

Me: And your name?

Guy: Nimrod. N as in Nancy, I as in Igloo, M as in Mary, R as in Ryan, O as in Oscar, D as in David.

Me: Thank you, Nimrod. I'll be sure to pass this message on to them.

Me: [Hanging up the phone] Nimrod. *Chuckle*

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