But still funny.
Conversation I had with somebody last night.
Upon discussion about masturbation.
Ray: It's like having sex with a microwaved grapefruit with one end cut out. And, if you're big, you make sure to cut both ends.
Me: What? Eww.
Ray: I mean, it's better than doing it with an apple pie.
Me: WHAT? How do you know?
Ray: I don't. I just imagine that having sex with a microwaved grapefruit makes more sense than doing it like in American Pie .
Me: Wow. Ok.
Ray and Me: *Awkward* LOL
I will never look at grapefruits the same.
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