Chelsea Handler

Is one of the most hilarious women in the entertainment industry. Her humor is my humor, and I fucking love it. Her opening monologue on her 12/4 episode of 'Chelsea Lately' on E! caught me dying of laughter. I wish I had heard the whole thing.

I like my cocktails like my vaginal walls; strong. A tip to the keigals to
you.

I highly recommend reading any of her books. I'm asking Santa for, Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea. If you like reading about sex and alcohol (who fucking doesn't?), I suggest My Horizontal Life. Please YouTube: Chelsea Lately. That is all.